2 quotes about 'SELF'

Transformation
The transformation of the world is brought about by the transformation of oneself, because the self is the product and a part of the total process of human existence.
To transform oneself, self-knowledge is essential, without knowing yourself there cannot be transformation.
-- J. Krishnamurti

Greatest Unknown
Sometimes we as humans give up our sense of reasoning for a sense of belonging. Often times causing our mind to shuttle between what is wrong and right. We change who we are; our thoughts, our beliefs and even ourselves. Then there comes a night when the changes go full circle and we feel like we woke up from a dream, not knowing why this has all gone around. Of the many unknowns known to us, the greatest unknown maybe our knowledge of ourselves.

2 Lawyers

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

Walt Disney -- Nazi Cartoon !!!

Can you believe Disney made a Nazi cartoon!?..

Jim Barber {ventriloquist}

Jim Barber was on David Letterman and he was amazing!! Following video is not from that show!

Kevin Johnson - Ventriloquist {amazing}

I have seen some good acts but Kevin is a real talent!

Norah Jones {Come away with me}

(Inspired by her coverage in CBS 60 minutes)

Norah Jones replying to how she felt to sweep all the Grammy's in 2003..
It felt so bad.. it felt like I went to somebody else's birthday party and ate all their cake! :-)

It shows how down to earth and genuine person she is. As unbelievable as it seems, Norah has sold more records than any other female in this decade - over 30 millions!

Web 2.0 ... The Machine is Us/ing Us

I can -- NAS

Richard's car crash at 288 mph!

• At the time of crash, speed is 288 miles per hour!
• 230 miles per hour doing upside down on grass!!!
• 0.4 sec from tire blowing to all going wrong!!

Woodcutter and God!

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared.
"Why are you crying?" The woodcutter told Him that he had dropped his axe into water.
God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?", God asked.
"No"
God again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?", God asked.
"No".
God went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?", God asked.
"Yes".
God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all the three axes. The woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the river, his wife fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared.
"Why are you crying?"
"My wife has fallen into water."
God went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?", God asked.
"Yes", he said.
God was furious, "You cheat! Now I am going to curse you......"
The woodcutter quickly said, "Forgive me My Lord. It is a misunderstanding. If I say NO to Jennifer Lopez, you will come up with Catherine Zeta Jones. If I also say NO to her, you will finally come up with my wife and I will say YES. Then you will give all the three to me. I am a poor man. I will not be able to look after all the three. So that's why I said YES!"

Source: Anup