Monkey Proof?

MC Rove

From USA Today:
Karl Rove, the powerful political strategist known as "Bush's Brain," admits he's a "practicing philatelist" before he breaks it down with the improv maestros from Who's Line is it Anyway? at a banquet in Washington.

Below you'll find a selection from the duet, during which a comedian sang while Rove danced in front of the nation's top politicos and broadcast journalists:

Rove: I'm M.C. Rove.

Rapper: He can't be beat because he's so white from his head to his feet but he will rap it when you give him a chance.

Look at him move, doing the rapping dance. That's true, he's a dancing resident. He is a sidekick to the president.

Consulting

A friend (who happens to be a Consultant) sent this one.. :-)

Steve Carell hilarious bit in Bruce Almighty

This is hilarious in Bruce Almighty. Jim Carey is Almighty and he makes Steve Carrel go crazy on the live news spot that he got in his place :o)

WOW...Bone conduction headband

I want one!!!

• Via the headband, your favorite tracks are delivered directly to the brain,
• it works by sending out vibrations to which are picked up by the auditory nerve.
• So you wont damage your ears even if you listen on full volume and as your ears exposed when listening to music you can still listen your mobile phone ring.
• The headband is waterproof so you need not worry about it during long jogging season.
• It has a pocket which can accomodate the iPod Shuffle or something similar in size, once packed in you can take a dive in the pool too while listening to music.

Thanko Vonia weighs 75 grams and is available in Japan for 9800 Yen ($ 85).

Introducing...................the Apple iRack

This skit is so hilarious...by far the most creative and funny political satire by MADtv :-)

Perceptive Pixel

Demonstration on how a multi-touch driven computer screen will change the way we work and play!

2 quotes about 'SELF'

Transformation
The transformation of the world is brought about by the transformation of oneself, because the self is the product and a part of the total process of human existence.
To transform oneself, self-knowledge is essential, without knowing yourself there cannot be transformation.
-- J. Krishnamurti

Greatest Unknown
Sometimes we as humans give up our sense of reasoning for a sense of belonging. Often times causing our mind to shuttle between what is wrong and right. We change who we are; our thoughts, our beliefs and even ourselves. Then there comes a night when the changes go full circle and we feel like we woke up from a dream, not knowing why this has all gone around. Of the many unknowns known to us, the greatest unknown maybe our knowledge of ourselves.

2 Lawyers

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

Walt Disney -- Nazi Cartoon !!!

Can you believe Disney made a Nazi cartoon!?..

Jim Barber {ventriloquist}

Jim Barber was on David Letterman and he was amazing!! Following video is not from that show!

Kevin Johnson - Ventriloquist {amazing}

I have seen some good acts but Kevin is a real talent!

Norah Jones {Come away with me}

(Inspired by her coverage in CBS 60 minutes)

Norah Jones replying to how she felt to sweep all the Grammy's in 2003..
It felt so bad.. it felt like I went to somebody else's birthday party and ate all their cake! :-)

It shows how down to earth and genuine person she is. As unbelievable as it seems, Norah has sold more records than any other female in this decade - over 30 millions!

Web 2.0 ... The Machine is Us/ing Us

I can -- NAS

Richard's car crash at 288 mph!

• At the time of crash, speed is 288 miles per hour!
• 230 miles per hour doing upside down on grass!!!
• 0.4 sec from tire blowing to all going wrong!!

Woodcutter and God!

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared.
"Why are you crying?" The woodcutter told Him that he had dropped his axe into water.
God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?", God asked.
"No"
God again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?", God asked.
"No".
God went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?", God asked.
"Yes".
God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all the three axes. The woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the river, his wife fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared.
"Why are you crying?"
"My wife has fallen into water."
God went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?", God asked.
"Yes", he said.
God was furious, "You cheat! Now I am going to curse you......"
The woodcutter quickly said, "Forgive me My Lord. It is a misunderstanding. If I say NO to Jennifer Lopez, you will come up with Catherine Zeta Jones. If I also say NO to her, you will finally come up with my wife and I will say YES. Then you will give all the three to me. I am a poor man. I will not be able to look after all the three. So that's why I said YES!"

Source: Anup

Driving in Baghdad!

source: vowe.net

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